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He-Man Bitchslap

Power bitchslap to the face. Must have a big windup and delivered with such force the intended targets head is snapped sideways. Usually handed out by a very pissed off person or big muscley beefcake. Sound of the slap can be heard down the street. Hard enough to pop eyeballs from the sockets and loosen teeth.
That was no ordinary bitchslap. That was a He-Man bitchslap.
by Taylz March 17, 2014
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bitchnigga

A bitchnigga, fake, a bitch, a herb, although a bitchnigga is often all talk he is a notch above a bitchassnigga, who deserves more resentment than just a bichassnig, who is just pathetic and not worth getting worked up about. You can spot a bitchassnig or BAN by his behavior and is often seen wearing sunglasses at night.
"Man I wouldn't say that about Ron, he'll fuck shit up dude. Man fuck Ron he's a bitchnigga he ain't doin shit."
by A X April 10, 2008
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Bitchnizzle

Ex: Molly and Galahad were so bitchnizzle today when we rode them on the road. They didn't spook at all.
by funkyhorsechick9 April 15, 2009
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bitchniggeresque

A descriptor denoting the unworthiness of a person, place, or thing.
Joe: No dude! I can't do it!

Jim: Damn, you're being so bitchniggeresque right now.
by Benevolous June 18, 2013
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bitchniggery

n. A hood crime for being a snitch or being a punk.
You are hereby found guilty of the crime of gross bitchniggery...the act of being a bitch-ass nigga.
by blacksunbird October 18, 2017
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bitchnig

hey bitchnig!!

god, what a bitchnig!
by nick renzo June 30, 2008
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Logical bitchslap

To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...

Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...

Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
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