de-bitchitize

The act of correcting a bitchy statement. To convert a catty statement into a respectable, lovable statement.

James: When you coming home babe? Call me before you leave, okay. :)

Heather: Ummm WHY? Like I need your permission or something? I don't get it??

James: Could you please de-bitchitize that?

by tallkooldrink March 14, 2010

Bitchkite

A situation where the kite someone is trying to fly suddenly flips and hits another individual on the head

Vico's kite suddenly turned around and bitchkited Zee.

by ZZSZ June 12, 2017

bitchfit

when someone pisses you off so much you just snap and start flipping the fuck out

you do NOT want to be near someone when they have a bitchfit

Jessica: UGH JANE FUCK OFF
Josie: NO STOP JANE'S GONNA HAVE A BITCHFIT
Jane: THE FUCK YOU SAY? etc.

by swaggeroniANDcheese April 25, 2016

Bitchtits

To be stealth, unseen, invisible or ninja-like.

I can't find my keys...I think they went bitchtits.

I'm so embarrassed I wish I was bitchtits.

They were so quiet, they were nearly bitchtits

by The4Pillars January 25, 2011

Bitchputer

When your computer refuses to work as intended or as quickly as possible.

Christine: PENELOPE! LOAD THE DAMN VIDEO! WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCHPUTER RIGHT NOW!?

by dopplepeople June 4, 2011

Bitchlitude

A portmanteau of 'bitch' and 'amplitude.'

I'm shocked by your bitchlitude.

by Fuckle March 10, 2019

Bitchtitsbungahole

A describing word for experiencing severe pain

*Oh my god my wrist fucking hurts like bitchtitsbungahole

by Bahzing March 10, 2019