bitchfat

bitchfat:

That fat roll that begins to develop on your girlfriend's tummy, which coincides with how much she bitches at you. For most girls, bitchfat is absorbed back into the body upon breakup, almost instantly, laying in wait for the next victim.. er.. boyfriend.

- Kevin never comes out with us any more. What's up with him?

- You ain't seen Theresa lately?

- No, why?

- Ah. Take a look, she's over there -

- What the...? She used to be all tiny and sweet... No wonder we don't see Kevin any more. She's got the bitchfat goin' on, don't she?

- ... aaaaand circle gets a square.

by yourtruck May 3, 2014

Bitchatorious

When Nicki Minaj is wearing a pink wig in the Billboard magazine in 2012 and your 4 year old says "Well she's just 'bitchatorious'!"

That bitch with her fake pink hair. She's just bitchatorious!

by Jaimathan February 13, 2019

bitchnatch

A newer version of "motherfucker", to be used in a moment of great stress and anguer.

"You just sunk my battleship! Bitchnatch!"

by Patrick Lafontaine November 25, 2004

Bitchputer

When your computer refuses to work as intended or as quickly as possible.

Christine: PENELOPE! LOAD THE DAMN VIDEO! WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCHPUTER RIGHT NOW!?

by dopplepeople June 4, 2011

bitchhat

When a woman in your life, who is typically nice, is suddenly bitchy, she is donning her bitchhat.

"You still haven't taken out the garbage? Get off your ass!"

"Sorry--didn't know you put your bitchhat on this morning."

by MFalcon May 4, 2016

Bitchatron

One who is excessively bitchy to the point of being considered a maniacal robot without feeling.

Emily Frank was a bitchatron all day to me in B.C.I.S.. And now i feel like crap. Thanks.

by D-Roq February 16, 2006

bitchbath

bitchbath is a bath taken in a bathroom without a tub or shower, with a sink and paper towels, targeting the armpits and ctotchal region of a male or female.

Dude #1: Hey, lets stop in at that bar for a drink, it looks crowded, like it's crawlin with women !
Dude #2: Okay but first go back to that gas station so I can take a quick bitchbath, I stink somethin fierce !
Dude #1: Alright, but make it fast !

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010