bitchastard

an insult similar in meaning to "bitch" and "bastard". Usually referring to a female, but can also be used to refer to a male.

Johnny: "Dan's gf made him see "Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood" on opening night with her."
Timmy: "Man, she's such a bitchastard!"

by Cam Schneider June 11, 2008

bitcharama

A group of women complaining about their husbands and their lives, because they feel it to be unacceptable to bitch about it anywhere else than their "bitcharama"

We complained about our sagging boobs at our "bitcharama" today!

by Nikkidew July 30, 2018

Bitchatron

One who is excessively bitchy to the point of being considered a maniacal robot without feeling.

Emily Frank was a bitchatron all day to me in B.C.I.S.. And now i feel like crap. Thanks.

by D-Roq February 16, 2006

Bitchagain

Used as a taunt to remind someone of their inadequacy after you've made them your bitch. It means that you did it once and you could do it again.

"Oh you think so, Bitchagain?"
"Hey Dan--Are you sure you want to mess, my Bitchagain?"

by Jaymie September 30, 2006

bitchahertz

bitchaHertz (bHz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bHz of less than one, in the single digit millibitchahertz (mbHz) range, is desirable.

"I clocked her at 17.2bHz, stay away from that shit."

"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"

by mattsqz January 3, 2010

bitchbath

bitchbath is a bath taken in a bathroom without a tub or shower, with a sink and paper towels, targeting the armpits and ctotchal region of a male or female.

Dude #1: Hey, lets stop in at that bar for a drink, it looks crowded, like it's crawlin with women !
Dude #2: Okay but first go back to that gas station so I can take a quick bitchbath, I stink somethin fierce !
Dude #1: Alright, but make it fast !

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Bitchasaurus

noun. Used to describe a bitchy person, ususally a female, of an older age.

Your Nana Dee Dee was soooo bitchy, and foul mouthed today, I thought she was Joan Rivers!!! UGH! What a Bitchasaurus!

by DaMook Richman April 21, 2013