Boothquake

Noun: When you sit in a diner booth and try to sneak a fart. The thump of the violently escaping flatulence makes a thud that can be felt by the person sitting next to you.

Don't sit next to Marc. His boothquakes average 8.2 on the rectum scale.

by M.Blur February 8, 2013

girthquake

Any seismic event caused by ones weight, especially an obese person or obese people

The girthquake from when that fat bitch went by totally spilled my drink

by Zach "smack my bitches" Bridges May 20, 2007

birth quake

When someone has many, many, (too) many children.

"Wow...she really had a birth quake"

by BJCE September 10, 2006

Girthquake

When a women's thighs are still shaking after sex due to the girth of the penis that was just inside her.

Ashley really enjoyed my girthquake.

by That_0ne_dude October 20, 2019

girthquake

See: travaconda

"How did last night go?"

"I had to ice my vag after he whipped out dat girthquake."

by buttstuff2k16 May 20, 2016

girthquake

what happens when overweight people run or jog to get somewhere quickly

Did you see that obese guy running to catch the bus? Total Girthquake!

by Blackmajik December 9, 2008

Girthquake

Rapid shaking of objects in direct interaction with fatness. Obese people tend to cause this natural disaster by jumping and/or walking. May be known as the rumbling of the ground caused by obese people.

When an obese person jumps and hits the land, the rumble that occurs is known as a Girthquake.

by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009