Girlfriend-proof

v. To hide any objects that you would rather your girlfriend not see. These objects usually include porn, childish things (dolls, small toys, etc), and Pokemon memoribilia. You can girlfriend-proof your car, room, house, and really just about anything. Similar to parent-proof

Mitch: Hey man want to play me in a Yu-Gi-Oh match?
Mike: Sorry dude I just got done girlfriend-proofing my room. All my cards are in a shoebox under my bed.
Mitch: Oh alright. Hey, did you remeber to take down your Justin Timberlake poster?
Mike: Oh shoot. Thanks for reminding me. I'll get home and take care of that right away.

by WastingDaylight May 9, 2010

girlfriend

Something you will never get

You: i'll never get a girlfriend

by TheNiftoFox May 24, 2016

Girlfriend Intruder

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.

Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.

by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010

National give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On October 18th is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Tomorrow is" national give your girlfriend a hoodie day , "did you know that?

by Tik tok god October 13, 2019

Virtual Work Girlfriend

A relationship you developed with an exceptionally witty female colleague during the COVID pandemic while working remotely, despite having never met in person. The entire relationship is based on far too many zoom calls and slack chats talking about mindless work crap and how stupid and lame all your coworkers are. The top ranked virtual female friend receives the coveted label "girlfriend". An improvement over the traditional "work wife" in spite of being apparently lower on the hierarchy. This is because you don't share a physical space so there are fewer requirements to buy expensive, shiny things to keep her happy, and arguments can be conveniently ended with "internet issues".

Child 1 "Mom found out Dad was going to Austin to meet his virtual work girlfriend!"
Child 2 "Oh shit."

by Emperor Little Bits March 15, 2022

girlfriend stan

a girlfriend stan is a term within the kpop community. it refers to fans that have romantic feelings toward idols and would like to date them.

“i love sunwoo from the boyz so much, i want to date him!”

“oh no not a delulu girlfriend stan”

by vatan May 12, 2021

girlfriend

something you don't have :(

me: don't have a girlfriend

you: that is very true :(

by Coronatime.com/yourdad March 16, 2021