Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!
by Dentura Hogfloss June 24, 2008
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Pete: (from inside the bathroom) Awwwwww goddammit!!!!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!
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A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.
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everyone: this nigga retarded tf that mean?
everyone: this nigga retarded tf that mean?
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Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
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