Captain Birdseye 

A paedophile hu has a cousin captain Japeye

Captain Birdseye by MeAd November 3, 2003

Captain Birdseye 

Captain Paedophile Birdseye

Come Here Children

Captain Birdseye by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Birdseye Boobage 

When sitting in a high place looking down on girls + seeing right down their tops

Person 1 sitting on the window sil in the 6th Form Block watching girl walking up the steps below:

person 1: "Check out the boobage on that"
person 2: "Thats Birdseye Boobage for you"

Birdseye Boobage by Kinkish Pink October 1, 2005

birdsell 

n. - An EXTREMELY fallacious woman. Often characterized by her abilities to effortlessly insert sausage shaped members into the many orifices of her anatomy. Also one who has perfected the “diamond cutter”.

adj.- An extremely easy sexually active woman.

Dude! That snake just ate that rat like a total birdsell.

Man, did I ever treat my old lady like a birdsell last night!

She gives the best birdsell, hands down.

birdsell by Mike Ocksbig December 6, 2007

Captain Birdseye`s Cock 

Descriptive word for something very salty

Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock

Captain Birdseye`s Cock by kendohmassif January 6, 2006

Adam Birdseye

She'd get it, but she wouldn't want it!

Said when observing hot girls -
"Oh she's fit... yeah, she's an Adam Birdseye"

Adam Birdseye by birdseyesbiggestfan March 20, 2009

birdseed

(female version of Blade)A girl who swears she is the shit, mostly used in the Phrase: Hype Ass Bird Seed. originated in Philadelphia

MO: Ayo Chris that girl mos def shot you down.
Chris: Man, She was just a hype ass birdseed

birdseed by mo Reese June 9, 2008