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birdsex

when you have a caffenated drink or or snack in your mouth then you make-out with someone who has done the same. idea comes from how birds feed there young.
dude, i was just chilling there with my redbull and then out of no where this chick just fucking tongues me while she had mt dew in her mouth. love birdsex
by snipeman September 3, 2012
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Birdseed

A lesbian who typically wears pastel-colored clothes made from organic cotton. Birdseed lesbians love granola bars, and spend a great deal of their time connecting with the earth.
I need to let my birdseed friend Carol know about the sale they're having at Whole Foods right now, their sunflower flax granola bars are 50% off!
by muonic March 29, 2010
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Birdseizing

When a bird chirps so much and loud that it sounds likes it’s seizing
Girl: OH SHOOT PIP DONT BE BIRDSEIZING!
by Council Of Autistics July 1, 2023
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caleb birdsey

The greatest guy you will ever know your best friend and a great boyfriend. He has ripped abs, huge muscles/strong muscles amazing, sexy body and you will always know he will be there in good and bad. He is an overall superstar. He isnt very popular but is loyal to all of his friends and chats to everyone and people think a bit too much
#that caleb birdsey guy is amazing
by shandoody May 27, 2017
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birdseyebitch

A girl usually fat, who takes photo's only from an almost 'birdseye' view looking up facially to the camera to give the illusion that they are indeed not fat (as it hides their body and likely double chin). The more birdseyebitch photos they have on their facebook or dating profile the more likely they are to be a fattie.
Girl talking to herself: Gosh I'm so fat..... how do I hide my giant body and double chin? Hmmmm... I know I'll take some birdseyebitch photos, that will hide my true figure and guys will think I'm hot on my Facebook page.
by Barbarash September 30, 2011
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Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page
Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases
by Psychologist October 11, 2003
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Birosexual

A person who identifies as having a sexual attraction to one gender while only having a romantic attraction to the other ( homosexual and heteroromantic , or homoromantic and heterosexual ).
I am sexually attracted to men, but only emotionally attracted to women; therefore I am birosexual.
by starring.us October 30, 2016
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