(V) To shit one's pants at the least
opportune moment - similar to Scott Norwood's "Wide Right" in SuperBowl XXV, Leodis McKelvins'
Monday Night Football fumble in Foxborough, the
collective loss to Tommy Maddox and the Pittsburgh B-Team in week 17 of 2004, FRANK FUCKING WYCHECK, and the 2020 Post-Season Implosion featuring Deshaun Watson and DeAndre Hopkins.
1. I was at the
funeral home, giving my condolences, when I Bills'd my pants, and had to leave.
2.
Everything was clicking with Melania last night, until I Bills'd in my shorts.
3. I nailed
the interview, and was on my way to being the youngest partner in firm history ... right up until I Bills'd in the senior VP's blouse.