bilbo

fake candy corn

the word bilbo means oh i just ate this fake candy

by anonymous January 17, 2023

Bilbo

A person so f*cking stupid they’re actually smart. Every task they do always seem to work out but in the most retarded, back to front way.

“ how’d you go with that pipe? “

“ worked with Bilbo, it was a long day but we got there “

by Just a lil girl with a huge... October 7, 2025

Bilbo Swaggins

A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.

Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!

Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!

Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.

Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!

by Rile E. Escobar May 25, 2011

Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.

If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!

by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009

bilbo ball baggins

X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.

Watched an awesome porn last night with a cool star named Bilbo Ball Baggins

by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017

Bilbo Teabaggins

A hobbit who "wants his shire back," though he can never seem to explain exactly who he wants it back from.

Can usually be seen carrying a poster of Gandalf with a Hitler moustache, even though most of the other hobbits seem to think he's doing a pretty decent job as Wizard.

There goes Bilbo Teabaggins protesting again...I don't whether to feel sorry for his mental illness, or just punch him in the face.

by Herbin' Dick December 15, 2009

Bilbo Baggins Pants

Gray sweat pants jaggedly cut off at the knee, commonly worn around the house. However, sometimes seen in public places like the grocery store and Walmart.

A unique way of recycling old school sweat pants with the ugly elastic ankle bands into shorts.

"Those bilbo baggins pants look nice with your sport sandals"
"Why you go wearing bilbo baggins pants all the time?"

by Gelatin Trotter April 15, 2013