Big Mike

11/10, sexiest man known to mankind, Lowkey pulls

Simp Unconfirmed

Major Stoner

Jesus turned water into wine, Big mike can turn your bitch into mine

Beware of Big Mike, He will steal ya girl, On God No cap

by JesusLover662 April 21, 2021

big mike

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BIG MIKE

You see that guy over there? its big mike.

by XManiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 18, 2016

BIG Mike

aka whitecheal aka whiteboy...nba sim comish...the guy who makes watching beavis and butthead/wildboyz twice as funny

irock camero is sweet

by AnDY June 27, 2004

BigMikeAz

A big guy who lives in Arizona named Mike.

Do you know who BigMikeAz is? He’s quite the gentleman and a great lover as well.

by BigMikeAZ January 10, 2019

Big Mike

Term for when you cum in your own belly button

Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.

by Chuck_Fuck December 12, 2020

Big Mike

To rape someone

Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.

by Bridgrkyorjsgejrkgmgdjsnrlg May 7, 2022

Big Mike

Verb

The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.

Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.

by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023