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Yard Bidet

Chris: Rocky, why are you all wet?

Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.
by Avid Runner July 5, 2012
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Sluice Bidet

Cleaning one's nether regions by dipping said regions in a stream of running water, such as a creek or a storm drain on a rainy day.
"Dude, I had to take a dump, but couldn't find any TP, so I went out to the creek and did a sluice bidet."
by word burgler March 4, 2015
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Rusty Bidet

When a girl squirts while on her period.
Dude, "that girl totally trashed my sheets last night, with a rusty bidet ."
by ADPD November 27, 2015
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Bidisha

Bidisha is an Indian name. It means "knowledge" in Sanskrit, and it is also the name of some sacred Hindu landmarks.
This name is typically used by Bengalis because they are superhot and amazing, and because the name Vidisha cannot be used because Bengalis replace the letter "V" with "B."

Since Bengali girls are usually extremely attractive, usually somebody with the name Bidisha is extremely good-looking and charming and nice.
Look at Bidisha...SHE IS SO SEXY!


Ohmygod, Shahrukh Khan would have been EVEN MORE lucky and loved if he had married Bidisha instead of Gauri.
by BeedizzyRoy April 17, 2009
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bidi bidi bom bom

Bidi Bidi Bom Bom is a popular 90s classic and one of the hit signature songs by Latin American Superstar Selena Quintanilla-Perez. Better known as Selena. The spanish language song talks about when a girl sees a guy that she likes and her heart goes bidi bidi bom bom.
My heart went "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom" after I saw that cute guy walk by.
by thesunandmoonthing May 22, 2016
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biit off

pronounced like "beat"
A phrase meaning to beat (jack) off, but it is significant because you preform this action while Nintendo Wii is on pause or in between races/matches/levels.
Person 1: Yo, I'm gonna biit off so pause it.
Person 2: Alrite, I'll go upstairs.
Person 1: TY CU!! *biits off* ooOOOooOOOOoo YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
by McBe April 15, 2007
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Louisiana bidet

When you are on the toilet taking a dump, and a turd falls out and splashes piss water all over your anus.
After a long night at the bar, Mark went into it's restroom and was splashed by the Louisiana bidet.
by Batty_883 January 23, 2015
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