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Brandy

Typically the name of a girl who is stunningly beautiful, smart, easy to talk to and the kind of person youcan stay up half the night with. Always a good loving person.
Man that girl is breath taking! I'll bet her name is Brandy.
by Ah Bah 1234! August 25, 2009
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Brandy

A complicated, strong & rare creature. Truly fascinating & defines intensity in every way. They have intoxicating beauty & entrancing minds that'll drive you to more; despite getting bit!
Places they're found:
- Anywhere shiny, expensive, or cue is

- Curbstomping that b*tch who wronged her
- Chasing random cute dogs so she can pet

If spotted, don't be fooled by 'innocent' nature of walking alone. Be protected during eye contact, you'll get a judging look that cuts to your core. If "the smile" is received, you can approach w/ some safety -Hiphop should be played to distract

Made it past 1st encounter w/ dignity & health in-tact? You're on a journey w/ a woman who is the most demanding, amazing, frustrating, loving, stubborn, adorable variety of all! Love & passion never die as a partner & they are always at 110%. A fantastic friend, lover, mother, & accomplice. Survive the judgements & hang-trums, & you have someone who'll be loyally yours to the end (or until you're kicked to curb).
Tips for bringing a Brandy into your life:
- They ALL suffer from a terrible disease known as EDL (Excessive Drama Leakage) so there are always little drama puddles nearby. Drama sacs are invisible so a petite Brandy seems like minimal space req'd but the sacs auto-expand to at least 85% of the avail. area.
- Love can be bought w/ home BBQ
- Food ends ANY argument
- If dogs or videos & pictures of dogs, or any other "Awww" animal content is near, you DO NOT have her attention
1. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (noun): "If you are throwing a house party, 1 Brandy is the equivalent of 3 norms & will keep it poppin or throw-down if shit gets real"

2. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (verb): Guy: "I slipped in a Brandy puddle last night" Friend: "you spilled your drink?" Guy: "no, something happened at my girlfriend's work so her drama bags were leaking all over
3. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (adj.): Friend: "Congrats on the engagement! What's Brandy like?" Me: "She's definitely a Brandy" Friend: "No shit she's Brandy, what's she like?" Me: "Exactly! She's not like anything but herself"
by 3vi1M0nk3yz June 11, 2019
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Brandy

Brandy is the most stunning girl,she can be a bitch most of the time but you still love her she is beatiful , caring and the most perfect girl also smart ,but can be wild
I wish I could have that brandy
by Brandy lover August 7, 2015
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Natheniel Bandy

A man who constantly striving for originality. He is also a Scuttlebug
Simpleflips: Natheniel God damn Scuttlebug Bandy every God damn time.
Natheniel Bandy every god damn time.
by Bruv0869 July 28, 2018
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brandy taylor

A porn star with the greatest natural breasts I've ever seen. She also knows how to suck a dick and isn't afraid to take it in the ass.
My dick hurts. I jacked off to Brandy Taylor's tits four times in a row.
by Matt Artus July 18, 2008
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blandy salad

When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.
My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after
by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015
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Brandy Interested

When you click interested in an event, but there is no way you are going.
John clicked that he is interested in going to the event but I am pretty sure he is just Brandy interested
by Ohio guy 71 September 2, 2018
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