Bewilderness

An emotional space in which you become hopelessly tangled, unable to see the trees, blind to the forest, wandering in circles, lost.

How had the relationship gone wrong? Could she have just trashed him? No, she must have meant... something else... because... words are only words, he can't be all of those things she called him... or any of them. After so many good times... and why was it getting dark so fast? He'd find his way out of the Bewilderness, in a day or a year. Maybe.

by Monkey's Dad September 10, 2022

bewildermazed

that feeling you get when you see/hear/sense Sarah Palin in the media. After everything she has said and done, she's still on the air.

JB: I'm completely bewildermazed, how does this bitch still get airplay?
BO: What a jackass. (c)

by timzilla January 18, 2011

bewilderment

The most confusing feeling that you could ever feel. Nothing you say makes sense, and the only cure is to hit your station. Bewilderment can lead to embarrassing texts messages or phone conversations.

Me: yo what's up man?
Rick: my how you get goin young man
Me: you're clearly in a state of bewilderment, hit the station

by iambewildered November 28, 2011

bewildering

1. Kodama
2. To confuse or befuddle via ones beauty.

Kodama is bewildering.

by William April 24, 2004

bewilder

To lose ones bearings.

I was bewildered to see her breasts, I just wanted to leap at them like a tiger.

by N. Griffin February 3, 2005

Bewithered

A screw-up of a word from a girl named Jenny (who is an idiot) who meant to say bewildered. Dumb blond, who isn't even blond.

"I was incredibly bewithered by this"

by MAXIMKREEP August 17, 2011

bewildebeest

An exceptionally stupid or confused animal.

His dog, a true bewildebeest, would invariably run to the front door and crash into it whenever someone knocked.

by K. Gould January 16, 2008