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Bewilder moment

Will is a guy who is always on his phone trying to level up. We call him bewilder whenever mr. Hammett catches him on it
by Momento bruh November 18, 2019
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beside yourself

Popular phrase black parents say to kids as a forewarning
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Alexendre Belideau

the first guy to win a gold metal on canadian soil !!!! it was for mens moguls !! @ the 2010 Vancouver Olympics on February 14th (v-day) 2010!!! a moment in history!!
i don't know what to wright for examples!! exept that alexendre belideau is a man in history!!! lol
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bewilderbeast

A person who is in the habit of derailing a conversation (usu. somebody else's) by throwing in an unrelated comment, which at first seems like it may bear some relation to the conversation at hand. Thereby making themselves look stupid, and confusing the living hec*k out of everyone else.
so, Tamsin and I were discussing buying season tickets to the Mets, When Shannon jumped in with a comment about how great their retrospective of Goya is...what a bewilderbeast!
by hongkongfooey October 3, 2008
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bewildered cock

Before recieving oral sex, one slightly bobs the penis up and down under the givers chin only to "Bewilder" the partner in the act.
Brandon, instead of giving me the pleasure of recieving the bewildered cock, please let me suck on it.
by Sean O August 23, 2006
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Beside

next to or at the side of somebody/something
He sat beside her all night.
A mill beside a stream.
by Frankiiz February 9, 2012
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Bewilder-stalked

The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.

Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."

Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
by krojas0 May 6, 2012
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