A liquid bonus, typically a six-pack of the performer's choice, attached to an action, and granted after completion of the action. The action is typically crude in nature, such as having sex with someone for situational humor, or finishing a large quantity of alcohol.
Bob, Ted, Fred and Jimmy are at a bar:
Bob: "So my sister and mother are coming to visit next week"
Ted: "Beverage Incentive!"
Bob: "..."
A week later, after Jimmy successfully slays both:
Ted: "Jimmy, here's your two six packs. I'm going to put down another beverage incentive. If you finish all 12 beers in 20 minutes, I'll get you another six pack"
Bob: "So my sister and mother are coming to visit next week"
Ted: "Beverage Incentive!"
Bob: "..."
A week later, after Jimmy successfully slays both:
Ted: "Jimmy, here's your two six packs. I'm going to put down another beverage incentive. If you finish all 12 beers in 20 minutes, I'll get you another six pack"
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The act of getting extremely noticable shakes at many occasions of the day, especially prominent during sexual intercourse.
A gentleman with his hands shaking quite extremely is walking down the street.
"Damn that guy's got a bad case of the Beverage Shakes!"
"Damn that guy's got a bad case of the Beverage Shakes!"
by Gerald-Dean January 13, 2010
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by 367squadron April 29, 2011
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Beverage relativists may disagree, but it's clear that some varieties of punch are superior to others.
Beverage relativists may disagree, but it's clear that some varieties of punch are superior to others.
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Sorry, sir, but we have overbooked the flight and you're going to have to spend the night in the terminal. Now get out of your seat or we're going to punch you in the face and give you the Beverage Cart!
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