beaster

not dank, a lesser quality of nug. Usually smells of hay

hey you got any chronic

ya.

that shit aint dank thats just some beaster

by wes March 8, 2005

beaster

The act of licking or eating out one's ass and or asshole. This act was invented by Todd Beaster.

1. I don't got your 20 dollars right now, but I can give you a beaster instead.

2. Did you hear about Bill? He gave Tammy a beaster, thats fucking sick dude.

by darkmeat April 17, 2005

local beasters

n. Locally grown weed. Usually only available in small quantities. Better than schwag, but nothing special.

Ryan whipped out a bag of some local beasters and rolled out a fucking hog leg.

by JayTang February 14, 2005

beasterbation

The act of a Centaur using its human upper body to sexually arouse its horse lower body.

A mix between masturbation and beastiality.

I saw a centaur performing beasterbation, it wasnt pretty.

by Shenk01 January 16, 2011

beasters

A type of cannabis, producing a high felt more in the body rather than the head. Beasters are often cultivated in the British Columbia area, which is where the term originated (BC -> Beasters). Typically referring to the C. indica strain, beasters are usually less preferred than the head high of C. sativa (see headies). Beasters are also notorious for being excessively overpriced.

Don't waste all that cash on beasters, just throw down a little extra for some headies. You won't regret it!

by Hannah the Phish July 29, 2008

Beaster

To set the record straight, a beaster is an individual who lives life with no limits. Specifically, it pertains to a person who on a daily basis, or at least on weekends, consumes three or more tall cans of malt liquor in an evening and smokes all the dank that is handed to them.

Don't bring Pat to the BBQ, that fool's a beaster.
Oh really, what's that?
He'll drink and smoke all your shit.

by Floydtibbs April 5, 2009

balanster

a way of saying the word 'banister' that isnt as difficult.
It also makes a lot more sense becuase you are using it to 'balance' on the stairs :

Jess maybe if you hold onto the balanster next time, you wont fall down the stairs again.

You broke the balanster when you slid down it on your fat ass.

by x0jessicaaax February 5, 2007