Bette Davis Eyes

When a female falls asleep and a male masterbates and ejaculates into the woman's eyes and then holds her eyes open until the cum dries, she wakes up all wide eyed like legendary actress Bette Davis with respect to the Kim Carnes song of the same name.

"That bitch wouldn't shut up so when she fell asleep I stroused off and she woke up with some Bette Davis Eyes"

by Chunky Lou May 7, 2008

Bette Davis lies

The scale and scope of lies so huge that when you look deep into them there is not one shred of truth to cling to.

Jaclyn told Bette Davis lies, of a Hollywood scale and a panorama so large that one could not see the bottom of them. They simply sucked you in and never let you out!

by You rReal Name July 8, 2020

Bette and Dot

Bette and Dot is Siamese twins, portrayed by Sarah Paulson a.k.a. the hottest woman alive.

I wanna marry Bette and Dot.

by Sarah Paulson admirer April 23, 2021

Bette Davis Eyes

It is when a female has a bleached asshole.

I bet that sexy ass bitch, has Bette Davis Eyes!

by Heylee Jettskii Montana June 5, 2023

Bette Porter

Played by a straight woman, Bette Porter is the ultimate fem daddy power dyke, part of the iconic tibette pairing.

Seeing Bette Porter in a pantsuit makes me cream.

by Justacluelesslesbian June 10, 2024

bette midlah

Someone from the Boston area that seeks attention through easily distracted storytelling and 30 second DJ sets. Often confused with the long lost son of the famous Bette Midler or Pinocchio.

You can come to the pahty with me but don’t be such a bette midlah

by ChrisWuzHere27 July 16, 2025

basic bette

a basic white girl or any really basic girl in general

says things like "tea" "sister" "high key"

Allison: "Theresa is such a basic bette."
Tasha: "How so?"
Allison: "She loves pumpkin spice lattes, always posts pictures of her dog, and says 'tea' every 2 seconds."
Tasha: "Wow, she really is a basic bette."

by squacoon November 3, 2018