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Bothell

Bothell, Washington. Northeast of Seattle, Suburban area. Lots of Starbucks and SUVs. Bothell is a nice city and good for parents to raise their children. Lots of cool girls, good looking guys, and it has been known to have a few milfs.

Home of the Nike Missile Silo and former Velvet Underground band member (and Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame snubee) Doug Yule. Washington State senator Patty Murray and Death Cab for Cutie member Chris Walla attended Bothell High School in this fine city.
Bothell is hella tite. Werd.
by Blim April 4, 2006
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Bethel Burnout

When you have swamp ass while titty-fucking a girl, and inadvertently leave a burn-out on her stomach. Different variations exist, such as single-track or posi-track.
“Yo, why don’t you fuck that big tittied chick anymore?”

“She got butthurt after I did a Bethel Burnout on her”
by KE 7 May 21, 2019
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Bethel Park School District

A suburban school district south of Pittsburgh, that is a extremely white school district full of drug dealers, addicts, and the mentally ill. Also known for their extreme amount of bomb and school shooting threats and their sports achievements. They also just can’t hire any normal teachers.
“Why are you off school?”
“Oh there was another bomb threat.”

“Wait do you go to Bethel Park School District?”
by thatonequirkybitch November 17, 2021
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Bethelite

Bethel is a small town in CT. Most people that live there call themselves Bethelites. P.T. Barnum was a Bethelite.
by Bethelite December 30, 2009
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Bethel Church

A megachurch located in Northern California. Well-known for its Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry (BSSM) and its Christian music label. It is also well known for its multi-pastoral support of the Trump presidency (including prophecy that the impeachment would not be seen through) and a church leader speaking out publicly against masks. Also known for one of its worship leaders traveling the country during the COVID-19 pandemic hosting mass worship events. Also known for its Changed Ministry which claims to "resolve same-sex attraction" through encountering the love of Jesus. Also known for its public stance against the Equality Act.
"Oh Bethel Church? Yeah their Changed ministry really traumatized me as a gay person."

"Bethel Church used to be where I connected to God the most, but once I learned about their Changed movement & other stances on social justice & politics, it became too painful to even go anymore."
by GodIsLoveSoWhyAren'tYou October 29, 2021
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Bethel Whore

A girl that will do anything to get a man to say I love you. They most likely are pursing the ring by spring ideology.
"Cute! They said I love you already!"
"Duh, She's a Bethel Whore."
by CoachJohnson@BU January 25, 2012
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Bethel

Hebrew for House of God (Beth El). A common name for sexy, active, African American men. Example: Bethel Johnson (who earned two super bowl rings while playing for the New England Patriots). The word also represents some of the most remotely exotic geographic areas (usually places where jungle men reside). Such as Bethel Island, CA & Bethel region, South Africa.
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by Jo Bologna March 5, 2009
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