Bertuzzi

1. To impetuously sneak up behind someone and deliver a malicious, often life-threatening blow.

2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.

In response to his attack on Canucks captain Marcus Naslund, Steve Moore was viciously Bertuzzied in General Motors Place.

by WordUp March 11, 2004

bertuzzi

To cause one to lose the use of legs.

I could walk fine until Bertuzzi bertuzzied me from behind.

by Phil March 9, 2004

bertuzzi

To prolong ones golfing season and hope no one gets injured.

I was about to swing and it wasn't my fault you stepped in the way of the club and cracked your head open.

by Susan June 15, 2004

Bertuzzi

Verb - To punch someone in the face from behind and drive their face into the ground/ice while they are unconcious.

Danny bertuzzi-ed Bruce and now Bruce is in the hospital.

by FilthyRich1977 May 22, 2010

bertuzzi

sexiest hockey player in the game today

damn that guy is almost as hott as bertuzzi

by canucks.com April 29, 2005

bertuzzi

An awesome player for the Vancouver Canucks who, me being a big fan of him and that team, I can admit that he fucked up bad and he wasn't thinking. He also deservedly paid the price for the incident, as did Steve Moore. This ugly incident will be all that he is remembered for outside of Vancouver for a long time, much like how Bill Buckner is mostly remembered for his error in the 1986 World Series.

Bertuzzi has emerged into a superstar in the NHL, and I hope he can be reinstated after all this trial bullshit and lockout crap ends. I still proudly wear his jersey, much like a lot of people in my city.

All true Canucks fans proclaim "Free Bertuzzi!"

When Bertuzzi gets booed when the Canucks play in Detroit, Minnesota, St. Louis, or Colorado, I actually think it's great and it fires him up.

by ThreeTimesOneMinusOne December 6, 2004

bertuzzi

The NHL's best power forward cuz he is a Canadian and he isn't afraid of doin anything to stick up for his friends like Marcus Naslund.

Bertuzzi is awesome at crashing the net and getting the rebound into the back of the net

by Baboshka July 8, 2006