Chabby Bert

A smoking hot man with a mega shlong and amazing taste

You are a Chabby Bert, hand me your cock

by BoobLoverJing January 13, 2021

bert mccracken

He brings such passion and fire to the stage, you can feel it in your body when he screams....Just Amazing

by Matt October 14, 2003

doughnut bert

The popular fantasy, pairing the flamboyant rock star, Adam Lambert,(and his glambulge) with a doughnut. First mentioned in a Fan Fic, there is no doubt anyone who claims to be a devoted Glambert knows about this pairing.

boy: "I bought doughnuts at the store yesterday"

Glambert: "omg! doughnut bert!"

by youreaglambert October 20, 2010

bert mccracken

the hottest man alive.. very good artist and very fuckin fine
poetic

whoa.. she was hott.. hott like bert!

by sumone... July 13, 2004

Bert's Bumble Snitchel

Bert's Bumble Snitchel refers to the closest eatery and easiest option for food after smoking the compraz. Originated from Ann Arbor's 'blue apple'.

Yo fuck man let's hit up Bert's Bumble Snitchel, I'm starving for some eats after that compraz.

by J Bro Chill January 31, 2009

Bert Brows

Huge furry dark eyebrows. Appears as though someone stuck large fake staches on ones forehead

Man look at his face. It is like two black furry catipillars mounted themselves on this forehead. That dude has some serious Bert brows!

by dragonneus July 14, 2018

Talking to Bert

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.

Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.

by macpolo11 July 22, 2011