Bernadette is my favorite person in the world.
by liner forsee November 22, 2010
Get the Bernadette mug.A female name about a girl who is usually brave and very independent she likes to do things like prjects or assigments alone but she loves to be with friends. she is usually very pretty alot of guys fall for her she is sometimes tall dark haired and blue/brown eyed. she has a cooky personality and loves to goof off she is also very smart teachers usually love her and she gets many awards.
(classmate) "did you see bernadette yesterday she aced another test"
(another classmate) "i know shes so smart shes really nice to."
(another classmate) "i know shes so smart shes really nice to."
by Puglove41 December 2, 2010
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A boss ass bitch. She may seem shy but she is crazy so be careful. Once you get to know her she is really nice, sweet, funny and overall just a great friend. Once you have her in your life you won’t want to loose her.
by Bail101970 October 2, 2019
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Get the Burnadett Vinisha mug.The most scientific scale known to man for rating the desired mouth-to-phallus ratio during the practice of oral sex. On one end of the spectrum, we have Bernadette Peters with a diminutive mouth. We'll assign her oral cavity a value of .99 carollas (unit of measurement named after Adam Carolla, a pioneer in the field of Phallometry, whose Water-Displacement Method is now the standard throughout the Penile Sciences). Multiplying this value by the average human penis size (100 carollas) yields a Carolla Psychological Satisfaction (or C.P.S.) score of 99 aces (as in, "That's just aces!"). On the other end of the spectrum, we have the less desirable orifice of Sandra Bernhard measuring .01 carollas. Once again, multiplying this value by 100 yields a score of 1 ace. This indicates that the experience of inserting the male member into Bernhard's mammoth mouth for the purpose of fellatio, while perhaps physically pleasurable, is overshadowed by the pride-shattering effects.
Monica Lewinsky: Hey, Bill, you want a BJ?
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
by griffin_t_a September 25, 2014
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by gdftfhjhijuy January 12, 2008
Get the Bernadette mug.Benedetta is a lonely girl, she has lived in Italy since she was born but she doesn’t like it.
She wants to travel all across the world and find her true love, just like in the books she reads all day.
She enjoys music a lot, she looks really cute while dancing and singing her favorite song. Or when she listens to music on the streets while it’s raining. She looks so free.
In order to express her feelings, she creates playlist and share/gift them to her friends and loved one, she’s sad because she can’t say “I love you”
Benedetta wants someone that accepts her as who she truly is: a beautiful soul with a kind heart that struggles to understand her own feelings and emotions.
Even though she thinks nobody will ever love her.
She wants to travel all across the world and find her true love, just like in the books she reads all day.
She enjoys music a lot, she looks really cute while dancing and singing her favorite song. Or when she listens to music on the streets while it’s raining. She looks so free.
In order to express her feelings, she creates playlist and share/gift them to her friends and loved one, she’s sad because she can’t say “I love you”
Benedetta wants someone that accepts her as who she truly is: a beautiful soul with a kind heart that struggles to understand her own feelings and emotions.
Even though she thinks nobody will ever love her.
by yjk__78 November 21, 2021
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