Bernadette

Mother Meaning:strong and brave like a bear-Bernadette is fiercly loyal-loves her friends-her family is her life.

Ghetto meaning:You cross her and she will whoop you-You mess with her family and she will kill ya-

Either way if you are lucky enough to be or know a Bernadette consider yourself blessed, you will never be the same.

"I knew a Bernadette once. Man I miss that bitch"

"Member that time that chick called Bernadette a slut at the bar? She whooped that girls' ass"

by Rhonda M. Miller February 5, 2010

Bernadildo, NM

City in New Mexico, north of Albuturkey

Bernadildo, NM is becoming very popular.

by andy1 March 13, 2010

bernara

A girl named Bernara is one of the most kindest person you will ever meet. She is yet an extrovert but still socially awkward. She is short and VERY dirty minded but she is someone in your life worth keeping. She is loyal down to the bone and will fight for you. She is sensitive don’t get me wrong but she is great at hiding her emotions, but if your close to her it’s easy to tell when she’s down. Also she’s always hungry....

Who’s your best friend
Me: Bernara

by Random dudette January 16, 2019

Grace Bernadette

Probably the most kindest, loving, beautiful person you would ever meet. She is so beautiful, everywhere she goes she leaves sparkles. Definitely a banging body. She is very creative, talented, smart, intelligent. Most likely will have blonde hair & blue eyes. She is definitely good as everything she does, & I mean everything. Never ever get on a bad side of a Grace, because believe me you will regret it. The definition of Grace means Gods Gift, she is definitely a gift & when I say gift, I’m talking about the most amazing and value gift someone could ever receive. She is definitely going to be someone, she has a lot of goals and ambition, not to mention all men love her! A lot of women are jealous of her because of her outstanding beauty. She is the best person you’ll ever meet. Oh and just saying when women talk bad about her, they’re jealous & when men talk bad about her, they’re mad they can’t have her..

Hey man; I saw Grace Bernadette today. Me too; She looks mesmerizing.

by lovelybabexo June 13, 2019

Bernadette

This woman who is perfect, beautiful, and amazing.

Bernadette is my favorite person in the world.

by liner forsee November 22, 2010

Bernadette

A female name about a girl who is usually brave and very independent she likes to do things like prjects or assigments alone but she loves to be with friends. she is usually very pretty alot of guys fall for her she is sometimes tall dark haired and blue/brown eyed. she has a cooky personality and loves to goof off she is also very smart teachers usually love her and she gets many awards.

(classmate) "did you see bernadette yesterday she aced another test"
(another classmate) "i know shes so smart shes really nice to."

by Puglove41 December 2, 2010

Bernadette-Bernhard scale

The most scientific scale known to man for rating the desired mouth-to-phallus ratio during the practice of oral sex. On one end of the spectrum, we have Bernadette Peters with a diminutive mouth. We'll assign her oral cavity a value of .99 carollas (unit of measurement named after Adam Carolla, a pioneer in the field of Phallometry, whose Water-Displacement Method is now the standard throughout the Penile Sciences). Multiplying this value by the average human penis size (100 carollas) yields a Carolla Psychological Satisfaction (or C.P.S.) score of 99 aces (as in, "That's just aces!"). On the other end of the spectrum, we have the less desirable orifice of Sandra Bernhard measuring .01 carollas. Once again, multiplying this value by 100 yields a score of 1 ace. This indicates that the experience of inserting the male member into Bernhard's mammoth mouth for the purpose of fellatio, while perhaps physically pleasurable, is overshadowed by the pride-shattering effects.

Monica Lewinsky: Hey, Bill, you want a BJ?

President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.

Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.

President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.

Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.

by griffin_t_a September 25, 2014