Beachinology

Beachinology is a science and an art form. It is the study of beaches and shores. In Beachinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the beach to reach the maximum Beachin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Beachin Institutions. The texture and quality of the sand is vital to have proper comfort for the body while Beachin. The temperature of the ocean water(life) should be constantly measured and maintained in an acceptable range for optimal beachin. The tides must also be measured and tide activity should be monitored and updated constantly. Rip tides can interfere with proper beachin techniques and diminish the quality of a Beachin experience. The angle of the sun at every given time must also be known. It is the inalienable right of every beacher to have an optimal Beachin experience.

Guy 1: Yo we beachin today?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the beachinology reports.

Girl 1: Beachinology, what an art.

Guy 2: Yo it seems like there is rip tide later at Beach 1. Lets hip up Beach 2 .

Guy 1: Yo the sand quality and tides are good at Beach 2.

Girl 2: Yo Beachinology!

Guy 2: YEEEEAAA!!! YEEEEAAAA!!! WE BEACHIN!!! YO BUT THAT BEACHINOLOGY!

Guy 1: Yo I want a degree in Beachinology.

by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

bercin

Bercin is a really pretty, funny and sweet girl. She may seem a little shy at first, but when you get to know her, she's really funny and sweet. Bercin will take care of you no matter what. She loves animals so much, she will keep any animal safe. She's the kinda friend you can laugh and do fun stuff with. Everyone wants a friend like bercin.

Person 1: wow, she is so funny, sweet and pretty!
Person 2: obviously, she's bercin.

by Littlegirl188 February 24, 2017

Blood Belching Vagina

1) A menstruating girl's vagina.
2) Synonym for a stupid person.

Bobby: Dani, why are you being such a bitch lately?
Dani: I can't help it, I have a blood belching vagina!

by Bobby Fresh, Yo. May 3, 2008

Benching

(Irish origin)For a girl to sit on a guys lap facing him while Making out

Girl 1 Did ya meet him at core(disco)

girl 2 yea I was benching him for ages

by Soph101 February 4, 2017

Burchinowed

- to minimize the significance or duration of a project or task, particularly in a situation where one is not doing the actual work

-to blow it

Dude, I just called the vendor and they said it is a 5 hour upgrade, Mike told me it would take 5 minutes." "Wow bro, he totally burchinowed you!

by BoneFishGrill August 25, 2010

Berthia

Berthia is a name given to a feminine gender. It is Giberish for Nice ass and pretty smile. I discovered that in having a girlfriend by that name they have quite a history but has a good heart once loved.

Berthia...Can you come show me love and suck my cock...Imma by u a pretty engagement ring.

by Berthia November 11, 2018

Beaching it

When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing

Peter was supposed to be studying, but instead he was beaching it, and decided to watch Netflix

by C "Babyface" T September 8, 2011