Bertation

Going Full Derp or generally just failing to engage your brain before speaking.

Serene Branson had a Very Heavy Bertation tonight.

by AKA4 March 2, 2011

belation

A belated celebration.

i'm here for the belation of your birthday.

by tish l-d May 26, 2008

bration

An abbreviated form of the word "celebration."
A social gathering, especially for pleasure or amusement.

"Wow, she really threw a great bration!"
"Let's go out brationing!"
"I'm so hung over, we brationed all last night!"

by Michelle Gilbert May 5, 2006

Faux-bration

When you have your mobile phone on silent (vibration only) and it feels like it's vibrating. But when you check your phone, there are no message or missed call notifications.

Your mate keeps digging his phone out of his pocket every five minutes complaining that it keeps vibrating. To which you can only reply sounds like faux-bration to me.

by dastardlydal May 24, 2010

Bertation

The feeling you get for someone who only won two grammy's when they were nominated for ten.

Well a very very hepay uh hevay da bertation tonight we had a very dara dareson bite lets go hit tara tazen engschlebet dey had da pit.

by Dareson Engschlebet March 4, 2011

Bertation

Another word for fail, deriving from Serene Branson's attempt at reporting from the Grammies, resulting in her melting down on live television in what appeared to be an impersonation of someone having a stroke.

Dude, did you see that YouTube video of Serene Branson, that was such a bertation!

by Jaxsbudgie March 17, 2011

Bertation

Similar to a dowry, but involving a sexual favor of the father's choosing.

Ely had a very derison, but was anxious there might be a heavy bertation, so he hedge en a peth lebet.

by Doctor Galactic c/o Benjammin March 4, 2011