Bespoke

The word Bespoke came from the 1600's and meant something had "Been spoken for."

The modern use of the word bespoke means to be custom made exactly to a customers personal preference with absolutely no level of detail or expense spared.

I went to Honk Kong to buy a beautiful bespoke tailor made suit. Even with the travel and hotel costs, it was still a fraction of the cost of what it would be to have one made by a tailor on Savile Row.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 26, 2018

berpo

adj. - excellent, or something very powerful. comes from the middle of the internet slang uberpwnd, which means to get obliterated.
verb - destroy. past tense - berpo'd

"Level 22 has berpo dragons that burn any wooden shit you got in your inventory."
"I went and fought those dragons cuz I thought I was all that, but I got berpo'd. It'll berpo you too."

by Thayer L. March 19, 2008

Fifth Bedpost

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.

I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

notch in your bedpost

one more person you've fucked. Similar to the expression "under the belt" or "in the bank." As popularized by Fall Out Boy.

I'm just a notch in your bedpost.

by qwertyasdfzxcv March 1, 2007

Hoppo Boppo

H O P P O B O P P O

"Hoppo Boppo?" "H O P P O B O P P O"

by YesTheCap June 12, 2018

Oppo Boppo

A phrase used in baseball to describe an opposite field home run. Coined by Phillies broadcaster Tom McCarthy.

"Ryan Howard just went Oppo Boppo."

by BHH3 February 1, 2010

Bespoke

a gimmicky marketing term used by people of low intelligence, who can't come up with a better description of their product, to lure in other people of even lower intelligence to buy said product.

Check out or amazing collection of bespoke incontinence briefs.

by adamwearsblak July 26, 2022