Beowulf

The first book written an English language (in this case, Anglo-Saxon), it is probably the most boring peace of literature to have ever tortured English students.

Sorry that I didn't finish Beowulf, it was more fun watching paint dry while I was stabing myself in the aorta.

by rosep September 23, 2005

Beowulf

Boring book they make you read at school, describing some hero called Beowulf killing a demon. Nobody except English majors really care about it.

Beowulf was a hero. He does hero stuff. He makes a point of being a dick about it. Beowulf is cool.

by Bluebeanpaste October 8, 2009

Beowulf

another word to sport wood, stiffy, chub, erection, or boner

"Dude you sporting a Beowulf?"

"I was griding on some girl and i had a Beowulf"

by Matt B& Chris February 24, 2008

Beowulf

A master of all he surveys, one who is always in control of all situations that he is in

by the wulf August 27, 2003

Beowulf

Call someone this when they are saying something or doing something repeatedly in a short time.

Guy: Hey can i get some of that?
Guy 2: Yeah sure
Guy: Hey can i have some?
You: He is Beowulf!

by pofo December 18, 2007

Beowulf

The act of trying using money or PayPal to solve your problems. Usually done by someone not too smart.

Origin: Somewhere in Turkey, Over the internet.

"You remember that one guy who tried to Beowulf the jury of his trial?"
"Yeah?"
"He totally got caught for it!"
"Wow, get owned!"

by loflmeowcatsrapeownedfailpwn August 20, 2009

beowulf cluster

Beowulf is a design for high-performance parallel computing clusters on inexpensive personal computer hardware. The name comes from the main character in the Old English epic Beowulf.

Commonly used on slashdot.

I wonder how much a beowulf cluster of those voting machines is.

by fdsaasdffdsaasdf October 29, 2007