banhammer

Banhammers are fearsome weapons wielded by the Admins, a race of genetically enhanced people who have been created to serve and to protect online communities from the evil that fills the internet. The Banhammers are mighty weapons, and must be used carefully, as whoever holds one of these weapons have power over the accounts of all others. Also known as the Faggot Banisher, the ATYO (annoying twelve-year old) Destroyer, and the Retard Bane.

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Q: wtf i cant log in!?
A: May the power of the Banhammer compel you!
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Q: wtf you ******s a****** k******* !!! you **** ****ing *****
A: *smashes with banhammer*

by n0o0o0o0o August 18, 2006

Bunjammed

The act of being taken advantage of quickly from behind Usually without prior consent or knowledge.

His wife got drunk and passed out on the bed. The next morning she awoke and realized she had been bunjammed!

by danimal69 October 26, 2008

Thor's Banhammer

A veritable boomerang, any member of anon can take up the Banhammer to smite losers in a fell swoop. It expands to infinity once equipped and can be folded into a pea-drop in your pocket.

It is the ultimate tool of anon and can be taken anywhere.

Used for smiting.

Scumbag Steve: Wanna hear me free-style?
Loloki: Lotso zeros behind this guy's checks.

Shortacat: Purr, purr do thaaat.
Anon: <Thor's Banhammer>
Scumbag Steve: Harumph! I need to work on stealing mixtapes.

/retires to mom's basement for seven years.
Chorus: CP!!!

by Tasha G. Uden March 29, 2011

banhammer

A banhammer is a fictional weapon imagined to be weilded by administrators of online forums and computer games. In some games, such as Blockland, there is an actual banhammer that can be wielded by admins.

N00B: afsdgoadfbhoa
N00B: aqmeriggnouisbnf
N00B: alhgedfghaerdghoaudfhg
Admin: *uses banhammer*
INFO: N00B has been banned for: "text spam"

by Ticamai January 9, 2010

banhammer

Weapon weilded by mods at Something Awful to kill accounts

Lowtax wields the banhammer with precision.

by Pidge May 26, 2003

BenJammin’

A sexual Tyrannosaur....probably a sex god.

“BenJammin’....Ben gonna jam it in you....BenJammin’.....and he hopes you like jammin’ too”-Bob Marley

by BenJammin’ November 4, 2018

beanhammer

Kinda like the ban hammer but its beans

i will commit beanhammer on u

by retardedpotago October 28, 2019