bene gesserit

A badass woman that can beat your wimpy ass or give you ultimate pleasure!

Damn I wish I could pork a Bene Gesserit..

by Blah August 9, 2003

bene gesserit witch

A female that appears to be beating or pwning a male at his own game with no effort and much ease.

That bene gesserit witch must be using a wall hack because no girl is that good.

by mieshka September 24, 2005

Chelsea Benes

The most retarded and gullible person in the world and more than likely the universe

She's so stupid, she's such a Chelsea Benes

by Niggerrrr12 June 5, 2017

Bene

A person you love more than you love anything/anyone else (including yourself). It should be used to describe your significant other.

You are my only bene.
Bene I miss you.

by UrticantBask September 9, 2025

bene bum

The New Zealand version of benefit bum. Usually a hori person. Someone that abuses the benefit provided by the government and doesn't have any goals or plans to get off it.

They see the benefit as a life plan.

"oiii she's such a bene bum"

"I know, did you hear she's pregnant again too?"

"fuckkkk she'll be getting paid more than me now"

Friends talking about someone on the bene

by 3mpress_Patch May 18, 2025

Bene

A black chode with a loaf head

Oh ffs bene is here

by Jerry753 June 28, 2022

san bene

the act of pulling a san bene. when an event is pulled up on T.V. or national media

person 1: did you hear about those kids who jacked a indian statue?

Person 2: YEA MAN!!!! they totally pulled a san bene

by 956 April 26, 2006