Bender, a drunkfest that lasts from at least 4 days to 2 weeks, possibly more. Not the character from Futurama, not a gay dude, leave it alone you homophobes.
Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.
His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass
He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy
Fry: Goodnight Bender
Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans
Fry: Bender, Bender
Bender: Wah?
Fry: Do you have a bathroom?
Bender: A what?
Fry: A bathroom
Bender: huh?
Fry: Ah forget it
Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans
The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.
Though his penis burned when he peed, John could not remember what happened on Labor Dayweekend because he was on a three day bender.