Benchwarmer

Benchwarmer is:
1) In sport, when player is not playing because he is on replacement.
2) In life, when someone is not trying to reach something in the goal of life

1) Defoe is not playing because he is on replacement, today will play Roman Pavlyuchenko.
2) He have not realised this plan because he is not doing somethig for that. Benchwarmer!

by maxeQ January 31, 2009

Bitchtard

A word that mixes the words: bitch and retard becoming: bitchtard.
A very stupid woman; someone who is a slut and a hoe. Usally refers to woman who makes a big sexual or flirty mistake. She steals a guy or cheats. Or it could just be a douchebag way of a describing an air head.

Ah! That bitchtard stole my boyfriend.

Damn! That bitchtard was cheating on me with her cousin!

She's a crazy bitchtard if she thinks I'm gonna just forgive her after that!

by CheezyPumpkinPie April 13, 2009

Benchaud

A funny Guji/Hindi word meaning sister fucker. See fucker :)

1: Benchaud
2: Your mum

by TejTejTej August 15, 2006

Benchmarktard

An asshole so consumed by benchmark results, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

That dude is such a benchmarktard, he does this ever fall when new GPUs launch!

by Klaatu9898 August 27, 2018

Bentard

(Adj) Someone one who is a total retard.

Eddie: I got a 58 on my Bio test
Adeola: Youre such a bentard.

by AdeolaSayss February 23, 2009

Benchaldo

A fraud player who is so mid that he can only sit on the bench and be of more use. The greatest cheerleader in Portuguese history who is carried everywhere by better players and steals credit especially goals. Currently eating sand in Arabia.

He is absolutely finished and has been gifted every award by Papa Perez

I have been Benchaldo'ed in life

by Father of Penaldo February 18, 2023

benchmarks

Tests that require fiercest analysis of a system.

That AMD Benchmarked faster than the Pentium 4.

by A student March 23, 2004