bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

load of bollocks

A product or what someone has done/says is total rubbish

Peter talks a load of bollocks

by Andrew Long January 18, 2004

bollocks to this

It's got a lot of meanings. For one it's kinda like when you're explaining something to someone who doesn't quite get it or... ah, bollocks to this.

Didn't you listen to what I just said? Bollocks to it. Bollocks to this. Bollocks to everything on this godforsaken planet.

by Balter Black September 19, 2016

little bollocks

An annoying bastard of a runt. The phrase should be used for the implication of the offender having, and being, 'little bollocks'. A favourite with adults bollocking children.......especially in Ireland (apparantly).

'ah go on, shut up! you little bollocks!'

'fuck off you little bollocks!'

'go fuck yourself with your little bollocks!'

Jeff: does he have big bollocks?
Jamie: No, he has little bollocks. he's a little bollocks shite.

by Kate Douglas October 4, 2006

Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

by Snake June 27, 2005

Office Bollocks

When a male is working away at his desk in a hot office and his scrotum region begins to sweat excessively which results in a repulsive odour.

"Wow man, it was so hot in the office today!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"

by Wayne car July 11, 2015

bollocksed

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing

"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005