When you are having sex with a girl with a bra full of coins, but can't hear the coins jingling. Then when you take off her bra all the coins fall out and she yells "JACKPOT!"
One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn't have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn't been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and I was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. When he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. As he was confused and spluttering I just drunkenly continued while yelling, "JACKPOT!!!" and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air pulling a Bellagio Slot Machine. I'm surprised that we're still together.
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Person 1: I really love Bellamione!
Person 2: Who doesn't?
or
Person 1: I'm off to read Bellamione!
Person 2: Living the dream I see.
or possibly:
Person 1: *reading Bellamione* Oh Bellatrix, I wish I was your Hermione...
Person 2: Who doesn't?
or
Person 1: I'm off to read Bellamione!
Person 2: Living the dream I see.
or possibly:
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The common misconception that Belgacom actually provides telecom services probably stems from the name (in which -com is actually short for "complete wankers"), their enormous headquarters in northern Brussels, and their invoices listing calls you never made and mysterious services you never received.
If you beg for long enough, Belcacom might actually connect you to the internet. Please note however that possessing a working internet connection is a criminal offense in Belgium and you will be fined accordingly.
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The common misconception that Belgacom actually provides telecom services probably stems from the name (in which -com is actually short for "complete wankers"), their enormous headquarters in northern Brussels, and their invoices listing calls you never made and mysterious services you never received.
If you beg for long enough, Belcacom might actually connect you to the internet. Please note however that possessing a working internet connection is a criminal offense in Belgium and you will be fined accordingly.
Belgacom, embodying both Belgian political culture and customer service, has spawned a multitude of common expressions.
"He's in a Belgacoma" - All brain activity has ceased.
"That guy is Belgacompetent" - He can't tell his ass from his elbow.
"I went Belgacom on his ass" - I told him to fuck off and die.
Belgacum: an ejaculation caused by raping a customer.
Belgacomedy: conversation with a retarded person.
Belgacomfort: not being a Belgacom customer.
Belgacommerce: making a 500-million-euro yearly profit by selling nothing and doing nothing.
Belgacomplacency: turning a blind eye to openly criminal activities.
Belgacomplaint: a complaint thrown in the bin without reading.
Belgacompound: giant headquarters built with money stolen from the masses.
Belgacomputer: a computer with no internet connection.
Belgacomrade: a graduate of Joseph Stalin's School of Customer Service.
"That guy is Belgacompetent" - He can't tell his ass from his elbow.
"I went Belgacom on his ass" - I told him to fuck off and die.
Belgacum: an ejaculation caused by raping a customer.
Belgacomedy: conversation with a retarded person.
Belgacomfort: not being a Belgacom customer.
Belgacommerce: making a 500-million-euro yearly profit by selling nothing and doing nothing.
Belgacomplacency: turning a blind eye to openly criminal activities.
Belgacomplaint: a complaint thrown in the bin without reading.
Belgacompound: giant headquarters built with money stolen from the masses.
Belgacomputer: a computer with no internet connection.
Belgacomrade: a graduate of Joseph Stalin's School of Customer Service.
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