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behemouth

Anyone who favors incoherence, volume, or repetition over reason in an attempt to force outrageous lies on people, often in pursuit of a bastardized agenda. One who promotes and presents twisted truth as truth and spouts extremist bullcrap.

Anyone with a loud mouth.
The Fox News Channel is a haven for behemouths.

I wish that behemouth would just shut the hell up.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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Behemoth

A behemoth is usually used to describe an unusually large and powerful dick.
Captain Cave Man - You will all marvel behind my behemoth dick.

Mizzo - Hey guys, my dick is a behemoth.
Honky - Really?
Mizzo - Yeah. It's so big.
by Big ol Mizzo April 29, 2008
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behemoth

meaning something that is huge in size. The word Behemoth however came from the islamic arab myth, bahamut, a gigantic fish-like creature.
i have a pet bahamut in my fishtank
by ikubaru June 16, 2005
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behemouth

Am exceptionally large-statured human who either talks or eats a lot.
Many parents disgustedly/resentfully complain dat da their offspring's deadbeat lovers are nothing but indolent behemouths who merely bore everyone around them with their constant noisy rants and are absolute vacuums at da dinner-table.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
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Behemoth Jungle Troll

A big fat ass chick that looks like she is half hippo half troll.
"Man I got drunk last night and ended up hooking up with a behemoth jungle troll, bitch tried to eat me!"
by Dsmoove1 October 15, 2008
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behemoth

Something large and usually quite revolting to look at, can refer to something living, or something inanimate. Also a metal band, and a large sea creature.

Can also be shouted out as a random chant for effect in any conversation.
Man: Urgh look at that fat chick
Friend: Oh shes a total behemoth!

Man: Dude look at the size of that pimple!
Friend: How big is it?
Man: Its practically a behemoth!

Man:So I'm gonna go to the shop now
Friend: Behemoth!
2nd Friend: BEHEMOTH!
Rest of friends: BEHEEEEMMMMOOOTTTTH!
by Simon Alnaimi April 11, 2008
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