plow the beets

When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.

Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"

by Barney F October 24, 2009

Beets Me Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with beets!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets Me Burger, it comes with beets!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

pink berets

a woman's nipples

"Hey check it out. You can totally see that chicks pink berets through her wet t-shirt!"

by Bramley Dillpickle March 12, 2009

Bevets'd

Used to describe a discussion about religion that has devolved into a pointless shouting match or flamewar. It is analogous to the word Goodwin'd but specifically applies to a discussion about religion. Most commonly used on internet discussion threads.

Steve: I hate christians!

Dave: The secular heathens are destroying society!

Al: This thread had been Bevets'd. I'm out of here.

by defenestrator March 21, 2005

beetstick

A person who gocks around and rejects their friends to attend to gock stuff.

Wow I can't believe that beetstick ritchy rejected a fortnite sesh to attend to his gockery

by Reeknut February 27, 2018

Beets on flap

When you got something hanging down below that ain’t doin nothing and you decide to add a little something to it.

Yo, I’m gonna do a beets on flap on you ass, shit.

by Obitch November 11, 2018

Man Beets

The testicles. The balls. The gonads.

My man beets are all sweaty. Wanna lick?

I like pulling on my man beets.

I shave my man beets.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2018