betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

Britting

To give head to a male in the early morning.
Preferably at breakfast.

'Oooh, look what she's doing with that hotdog'
'She looks like she's britting'

"Yeah I woke him up in an exciting way
''Were you Britting him?"

by Amusedfinacee April 29, 2010

beditating

Meditating in your bed

man im going home and beditating all night

by totalfuckup69 September 25, 2019

wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.

Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.

by QuacksO January 6, 2020

Lip bitting

Lip hitting snaps boys take shoes gay they are

For example lip bitting shows the liking of kissing me

by Lip bitting is gay May 5, 2022

Spite betting

1. Betting out of dislike for the opposition and/or persons
2. Spiting a persons bet for the sole reason of spite.

Avery and Lindy are taking the Celtics, I’m for sure just spite betting the warriors.

Those looney toons keep posting Celtics stuff on their stories I’m starting to really spite them, warriors in six.

by Mikehawk75 June 13, 2022

lip bitting animal

a boy that eats girls out

tommy you are a lip bitting animal because you eat girls private parts or lick them.

by cinaicey June 6, 2009