a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas
by reverend bazza October 29, 2011
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~Beckon you to their conveyer belt to watch these tasty angels be sugar coated and fried
~Possibly car wrecks when the HOT sign is on in order to receive a free donut
~Make you drive well over half an hour to reach the oasis that contains sweet and delightful Krispy Kreme donuts
~Beckon you to their conveyer belt to watch these tasty angels be sugar coated and fried
~Possibly car wrecks when the HOT sign is on in order to receive a free donut
~Make you drive well over half an hour to reach the oasis that contains sweet and delightful Krispy Kreme donuts
Person A (ie. Jim): I could really go for some sugar blessings right now...
Person B (ie. Marty):Thats a mighty fine idea Jim! Lets go get us some of those sugar blessings!
Person A (ie. Jim): Wowza! Thanks a million Marty!
Person B (ie. Marty):Thats a mighty fine idea Jim! Lets go get us some of those sugar blessings!
Person A (ie. Jim): Wowza! Thanks a million Marty!
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When you take a Milwaukee's Best aka A BEAST and hide it somewhere for one of your bros to find. When they do they just got BEASTED.
Kinda like icing, but not gay.
That's it. No rules, just beasting.
Kinda like icing, but not gay.
That's it. No rules, just beasting.
Bro #1: Dude, I totally just found this warm Milwaukee's Best in my drawer while I was looking for a condom to rail this fat ugly chick with herpes.
Bro #2: BEASTED!
Bro #1: Beasting saved my life.
Bro #2: BEASTED!
Bro #1: Beasting saved my life.
by BeastingBoys October 14, 2010
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I love besting my frienemy by sleeping with her boyfriend. I know it's naughty, but it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.
by Somerlea April 19, 2011
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Get the Seasons Beatings mug.Verb: the act of being a sexy beast. Which might include acting crunk, taking over malls, acting like a retard, having sexy random dance parties is publis locations.
Jill, Jenny, and Sara are mighty fine at sexy-beasting, pant-less or not. Oh dang!
The albino kid's head would explode if he tried to be a sexy beast.
Not everyone can commit acts of sexy-beasting like Jill, Jenny and Sara.
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Not everyone can commit acts of sexy-beasting like Jill, Jenny and Sara.
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Person 2- whats that?
Person 1- It's where you masturbate and think of animals while masturbating.
Person 2- Really?! OMG! I'm going to go try that right now!
Person 2- whats that?
Person 1- It's where you masturbate and think of animals while masturbating.
Person 2- Really?! OMG! I'm going to go try that right now!
by D. Schlosser February 25, 2008
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