Bergasm

(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.

Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.

by the urbster September 15, 2010

Breegasm

The most intense, insane orgasm one can experience. Mostly felt by females, but can be felt by men aswell if done right. Often leaves the body unable to move, and spasm of pleasure are felt after that.

After long, satisfying sex, Maria felt she needed more. She began to play with her clit, pulling and rubbing hard. Soon she experienced a Breegasm, leaving her motionless on the bed, and soon fell deep into slumber.

by SexAddictB. December 20, 2010

bedgasm

Bedgasm is part of Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission, or Omgasm.

It involves playing jokes on a friend or acquaintance by sneaking into bed with them, especially when they think you're someone else.

When you see the look of utter shock when they realize you aren't their boo, you have a bedgasm!

Hey, home! I snuck into your Discordian American Princess's bed last night and she said let's do sharies! When she saw who I was she had such a shock on her face it gave me a bedgasm!

Oh yeah? You should see the look on your face when I punch your face in. How about a punchgasm, mother fucker?

by Dildorgasm January 30, 2009

bengasm

n. When one sees one of one's friends - obviously, one named Ben - on the street or just around anywhere and starts to scream Ben's name repeatedly in rapid succession.

v. to scream "BEN!" repeatedly in rapid succession

Hannah: Look, there's Ben!
Jess: Omigod... BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN!!!
Hannah: Dude... did you just have a bengasm?

by bengasmer December 27, 2007

Beergasm

The climax a warm or agitated bottle of beer has shortly after the first sip. See Brewkakke

Whoa, It looks like Sam Adams just had a beergasm. Keep your Patriot/Brewers jizz off my mom's sofa.

by luvchowda April 1, 2009

Beergasm

That feeling of pure satisfaction from the long awaited first drink of delicious ice cold beer after a long days work.

Man I just popped a top on that Hurricane, turned it up and Aaaah! Beergasm!

by bush68 August 12, 2018

Beegash

As an object, a minor inconvenience.

This phone charger is a beegash, you have to hold it at *just* the right angle for it to work.

by beegash April 9, 2025