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When your girl want's the (Cock).
Babe: Beef Cake

Him: :D
Beef Cake by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019

California Beef-Cake Ritual 

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.
"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

Alaskan Beef Cake 

A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.
"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"
Alaskan Beef Cake by DatPlowKing September 5, 2011

beef cakey 

tom shores
tom shores is such a beef cakey

beef cakes 

damn jena has some huge beef cakes
beef cakes by shames wachnally October 13, 2008