Originating in the 1860's the Beef Cake was a medievel Festival involving stuffing living cows with assorted flours.
by Clara Hill September 30, 2004
The act of pulling your pants and underwear down, then letting a nice juicy mud monkey slide out of your anus into your unknowing friend's or sibling's mouth.
by BeefCakeMaster August 17, 2015
A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.
"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"
by DatPlowKing September 05, 2011
Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.
"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"
"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018
- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it
by Loveniggers February 04, 2018
by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019
by Raymond4050 January 24, 2021