Beebo

Beebo is the lead singer and only remaining member from the band ‘Panic! At the Disco’.

He has once eaten a sub sandwich on stage and pretended to eat a potato, he is a bit of an idiot

He also has a vocal range higher than my grades, and a forehead bigger than my future.

He took part in a song called ‘Northern Downpour’ which has the power to reduce almost any ‘Sinner’ (P!ATD fan) to tears. If you do not cry, you are immune. Immune Sinners are scary and find enjoyment in Northern Downpouring other Non-immune Sinners. Northern Downpour does not make me cry and I am therefore a superior human being and FREAKING TERRIFYING

Friend: “Hey can you put your Beebo playlist on?”
Me: “Sure”
Me: *puts on playlist*
-A few songs in, just when my friend is starting to feel safe-
Me: *Changes song to Northern Downpour*
Friend: *Crying hysterically* “What the hell dude?!”
Me: *Laughing sadistically* “Northern Downpour sends its love”

by Your friendly neighbourhood..? July 30, 2019

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Beeboid

A BBC employee who fully supports that organisation’s philosophy and aims. It is more or less de rigeur that a Beeboid is

- for multi-culturalism
- pro-Labour party
- against the Conservatives or Lib-Con coalition
- pro-EU
- pro-UN
- pro-Palestinian
- critical of Israel
- pro-Democrat, and fanatically pro-Obama
- a believer that global warming due to human activity is 100% proven .
- fiercely protective of Islam
- highly critical of Christianity
- in favour of an legal or social status gays may wish to demand
- is for mass-immigration and believes anybody wishing to limit it is a racist
- believes capitalism is bad, while socialism is good
- defends any jihadi derelict washed up on Britain’s shores, should the human rights industry decide to take up his case
- believes Rupert Murdoch is the incarnation of the devil
- for public spending ( which produces growth), the NHS, abortion, drug law liberalisation - you name the leftist cause
- a believer that in cases of military conflict, the BBC should be strictly impartial in reporting about both our side and those who wish to kill our troops. In wars the Beeboid disapproves of, reporting should be restricted to casualty figures and anything that might look like bad behaviour on the part of our servicemen.
- doubtful that a Beeboid should have enough acquaintance with military affairs to know when he is giving away vital information to the enemy.

Whenever I point out an example of bias to their complaints department, I never know whether it is a Beeboid or an automatic answering device that’s sending back the message: ’On the whole, we think we got it about right.’

by Wally Greeninker July 4, 2012

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