ich bin ein berliner

int. literally: "I am a jelly donut". A popular German term often screemed by pregnant teenagers as they reach a sexual climax.

"Dude, i was givining it to her so hard last night that she screamed "ich bin ein berliner" then she ejaculated all over my new carpet."

by tombrianevan January 27, 2007

Berliner

The German slang for doughnut. Use in correct context, or you'll look like an idiot.

John F. Kennedy. In Berlin he gave a speech, he was being translated by a second person, at the end he said one part of this sentence in German. He said ''The Berliners are people of true power and honor. I am a Berliner.'' But, he said 'Ech bin ein Berliner. Meaning 'I am a Berliner.' Thus, announcing to the Germans the president of the United States of America is in fact a Doughnut.

by Spageto September 10, 2009

Berliner

A surly but passive-aggressive individual claiming to be salt of the earth working class and born in east or west Berlin, Germany. Many Berliners are unemployed or retired at 40 due to once much looser welfare rules. Others work driving public transport, behind counters, but particularly at irritating people who don't come from Berlin, or anyone that gets in range actually. A real Berliner has a Berliner accent which is basically a way of speaking without having to open your mouth. The Berliner claim to be "warm people who give lip" (Herz und Schnauze).

"You want me to turn the music down? Why don't you find another place to live instead. I've been living here for 20 years."

"I'd like to go to Spandau please driver."
"Uh, I've got nothing against it."

"I'll serve you as soon as I finish chatting to my friends, but then it will be time for my lunch break. We Berliner aren't slaves, you know."

by Brian32345 September 25, 2009

Berliner'ed

Feeling of instant regret after a decision is made generally around ordering food.

He immediately Berliner'ed after ordering the chicken fried steak. He went with the grilled cheese instead.

by Gastrojack July 7, 2009

boobs-beeline

Refers to the "standard" route that a typical horny guy's hands follow after first greeting a newly-met lady who is endowed with an ample chest --- the moment he finishes giving her a "hello hug", he immediately drops his arms and reaches up under her blouse to savoringly cup her big warm luscious chest-pillows (as have innumerable other flesh-craving guys before him. no doubt, which of course is likely one of the main reasons that the gal's tits have become so bountifully-big to begin with, what with so many guys' having delightedly played with them in past years). Well, maybe you really can't blame da dude very much... if da gal's "girls" are just perkily sticking right out there all huge and obvious, it's almost as if she's "presenting" or "offering" her chest-meat to him, and so how can he resist reaching out and "accepting" what she's seemingly holding out for him to grasp??

Buxom gal, speaking in a slightly-disgusted-but-amused tone after a new guy has performed a boobs-beeline with his hands just moments after walking in her front door for the first time: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... just like all da typical guys --- give her a hug and then head straight for da boobs!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2019

beeline

When walking behind a group of slow moving people, this is the act of strategically moving yourself to get around these people.

Me: The people in front of us could not be walking any slower!
Friend: Let's beeline!
*Friend and I swerve around these people and end up in front of them*

by carcarmarmar October 8, 2013

Purple Berliner

A Purple Berliner is a double ended dildo. It is the usual choice of closet lesbians who get drunk and bang the fuck out of one another.

'C' and 'J', after getting hammered on red wine, ended up in bed together fucking in unison with a big Purple Berliner

by noahmurney October 20, 2009