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beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!
by Cappy1 July 10, 2018
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beating it

Austin almost got caught beating it
by Crf.500 January 23, 2016
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Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.
<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"
by lock'on June 5, 2009
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Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
by XxVRxX August 20, 2010
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Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.
"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"
by Mark2791 December 16, 2008
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beating the bishop

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?
by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003
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beating the record

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.
My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.
by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009
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