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Sexy Beastess

The female form of Sexy Beast. The differences are as follows:
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl? She's got to be the hottest girl on the planet!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.
by Blayde February 28, 2008
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Dover beasters

n. One of two weed plants Glen was growing out in the back yard. We think our neighbors stole one of them. Definetly smoother than shwag, but you still had to smoke like 2 joints worth by yourself to get high.
Nobody at the house was having any luck finding weed; luckily we still had the Dover beasters to fall back on.
by JayTang February 14, 2005
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Beastyest

Bob has the Beastyest kicks. ever.
by emmakay November 3, 2009
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BeastReality

A T.V. show or movie involving animals, that is setup to look like a reality show.

A few prime examples of this includes Meerkat Manor, Orangutan Island, Dark Days in Monkey City, and March of the Penguins.
Guy 1: "Dude are you watching Discovery Channel?"

Guy 2: "Yeah! Meerkat Manor is on! It's about the Whisker Family's trouble and struggle."

Guy 1: "Wait... Are those actual animals, WTF are you watching?"

Guy 2: "BeastReality."
by R-Ill May 16, 2009
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Blactress

Halle Berry is one of the best Blactresses in the world!
by SmilexD8 December 17, 2010
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beastass

Beastass (Bee-st a-s) adj.

1. An adjective to be used when all other descriptors fail to communicate the superior nature of the object or action being described.

2. Beyond the highest or most superior quality
"I say, that performance of Don Giovanni was simply Beastass"

"Mmm, you must try the Glenlivet private reserve. The flavors are absolutely Beastass"
by Dr Hillbilly July 31, 2006
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Beastess

1. The female version of a beast

2. A girl who is attracted to beasts
1. Christina Aguilera is a beastess

2. That girl likes every beast going. She's a right beastess!
by BeAsTeSs November 21, 2004
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