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barista crawl

Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.
L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.

G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?

L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.
by triberocker July 3, 2009
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Beardstache

The greatest band on earth. Originally started at American University, this band went on to an illustrious career including three grammys, 10 VMA awards, the Nobel Prize in astrophysics, and a nickelodeon kid's choice award.
"Gandhi ain't got nothing on Beardstache"- Mahatma Gandhi
by Bradgep October 12, 2009
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Baristo

The word "baristo" is sometimes used as a male version of barista. However, that's a case of hypercorrection. The word "barista" is gender-neutral.
"I'm totally gonna be a baristo when I'm done with college!"
by Queen Michael February 11, 2015
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Beardstown

Little lame town in the middle of illinois filled with red necks and wannabe gangsters who think theyre in sur 13!
Are you going to Beardstown? Hopefully those "gangsters" dont shoot you with their BB guns!
by definer818 March 4, 2011
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Beardstrap

Bill Ackerman was the inventor of this haircut. You must grow a beard and then shave off all of your hair except a strip connection your beard almost like a lion.
Thats a sweet beardstrap.
by Beardstrap Bill July 13, 2009
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Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021
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baristae

A hypercorrect false Latin plural of 'barista.' Typically ironic, indicates blanket disdain for all baristas of the pseudo-intellectual breed.
1. Baristae are the worst of the hipster lot.

2. Yeah, to look cool, the baristae at Sam's Cafe on 42nd were reading Ovid in the original Greek.
by snellite February 7, 2013
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