Beardstown

Little lame town in the middle of illinois filled with red necks and wannabe gangsters who think theyre in sur 13!

Are you going to Beardstown? Hopefully those "gangsters" dont shoot you with their BB guns!

by definer818 March 4, 2011

Beardson's Law

A phenomena whereby the browner a person is, the higher the likelihood their smoke alarm batteries need to be replaced.

For example, when observing a black person in their natural habitat, if you listen closely you will likely hear the distinct low battery alert chirp of a smoke-alarm.

I was on Omegle last night and talked to a bunch of black people. I could hear the chirp of a smoke-detector low battery alarm in every one of their houses. Beardson's Law, am I right?

by urban groyper August 29, 2022

Bardstown Shuffle

The Bardstown Shuffle is the act of receiving oral pleasure whilst enjoying your favorite video game and being fed pizza off the back by the lucky lady who has the honor of performing this illustrious act.

My girlfriend felt so bad for me since i broke my leg that she made it a point to stop by and honor me with the Bardstown Shuffle to cheer me up. Boy did it work!

by Hugh_G_Rection March 7, 2009

Bardstown

Bardstown, KY is a place where all dreams go to die. There is nothing at all to do. At all. As an added benefit, to defray the boredom, some of the world's best bourbon is manufactured here.

Wanna hang out in Bardstown; by that I mean, want to get drunk tonight?

by mrpointer June 28, 2011

Beartown

A place where a bear would be welcome. A town popular with hairy, cuddly, gay men.

Congleton, aka Beartown, is a favourite haunt of husky, bearded, gay men

by anon-y-mouse17 August 4, 2018

Bardstown Bukkake

When someone accidentally inhales bourbon and expels it in a vapor form through their nose and mouth.

I was so excited to try a new bourbon at my local Whiskey Bar, that I accidentally sprayed a Bardstown Bukkake on my friends.

by G Money $$ May 20, 2023

Beardson Beardly

Leader of GamerGate HD and co star of the livestream show "The Weekly Sweat" ( with Fit_And_Hubris and together they call themselves the Ironybros ), also known as The Hetero Gamer or HeteroGamerVey he's gotten infamous among multiple internet circles for his controversial views on women in gaming ( in which he says clearly that women should leave gaming ) and for debating both the right and the left online.

Wow he's almost as cool as Beardson Beardly

Beardson hosts a show called the Weekly Sweat

by ocab May 27, 2018