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beardgasm

Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .
Did you see Brian Wilson's new "filthy" pitch? I just had a beardgasm!
by The Supertits May 10, 2011
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beardmance

When others can't stop talking about your god like beard! They go as far as wanting to rub up against your mighty whiskers or even running their fingers through your facial fur!
Last night I saw a mighty beard..and all I could think of was how I want to stroke that mountainous beard.....Dude I think I'm having a beardmance for those whiskers!
by beardster December 1, 2011
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Beardiac

origin - beard+maniac. The term was coined on facebook.com/getbeardback

A 'Beardiac' is a person (male/female) who:

1) (In case of a girl) digs a guy with a beard.
2) (In case of a guy) Loves sporting a beard.

This term is NOT to be confused with a 'beardo'. A 'Beardiac' is the exact opposite of a beardo.
Jack: Hey, so what do you think of beard?
Jill: Oh God, Jack. I <3 the beard. I'm such a beardiac!!
by thebeardiac April 3, 2011
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beardalicious

A beard that is so luscious, that when you look at it, you can barely resist the urge to put it in your mouth.
Philip's beard is so beardalicious, that I just want to tackle him, and snack on it all day long.
by PhillyStyle1026 November 23, 2013
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Sloppy Beartrap

(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.
Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?

Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.
by D Parently April 6, 2010
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beardruff

dandruff eminatating from beard and/or facial hair
Gross, your beardruff is flaking into your cereal.
by Sarah Jo April 26, 2006
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beardmasher

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch
I bet that guy is a beardmasher
by the random ruler October 16, 2009
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