Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .
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Last night I saw a mighty beard..and all I could think of was how I want to stroke that mountainous beard.....Dude I think I'm having a beardmance for those whiskers!
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origin - beard+maniac. The term was coined on facebook.com/getbeardback
A 'Beardiac' is a person (male/female) who:
1) (In case of a girl) digs a guy with a beard.
2) (In case of a guy) Loves sporting a beard.
This term is NOT to be confused with a 'beardo'. A 'Beardiac' is the exact opposite of a beardo.
A 'Beardiac' is a person (male/female) who:
1) (In case of a girl) digs a guy with a beard.
2) (In case of a guy) Loves sporting a beard.
This term is NOT to be confused with a 'beardo'. A 'Beardiac' is the exact opposite of a beardo.
by thebeardiac April 3, 2011
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Get the beardalicious mug.(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.
Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?
Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.
Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.
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