Beanis

A beanis is what you can call a mexican/spanish penis, its misshapen and curved but not in a good way, and it looks like a redish kidney bean. Its the penis of a beaner, hence the name BEANIS.

(Guys are arguing over sumthing)

"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"

"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"

by Scooter the retarted beanis March 23, 2010

Beanis

The words bean and penis put together; used to describe how someone is looking

"You look like a beanis today"

by tiKate January 22, 2017

Beanis

An enlarged clitoris that extends beyond the outer flaps of the vaginal entrance labia, located below the fup (fat upper pussy).

Your beanis is larger than my penis.

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by p33j October 2, 2018

Beanis

A big Beanis

Wow you stupid beanis

by Beanis Maker June 27, 2020

beanis

it means your bro has a bigger penis than you and u want is in you

bro i want his beanis

by watermelonman37 December 1, 2020

beanis

a beans reproductive organ

oh god that bean has a massive beanis

by thy bean lord November 17, 2021

Beanis

Beaner penis, better known as “Guacamole nigga penis”

DAMNNNNN THAT DUDE GOT A BEANIS

by zman22366 February 11, 2022