bodo's bagels

the best bagel shop ever. it is in charlottesville in 3 locations.

person 1: where do you wanna eat?
person2: ehh let's go to "bodo's bagels"
person1: oh hell yeah, that place kicks ass

by brosiedon123456789123456789 January 25, 2011

bagel chaser

A person who is attracted to Jews.

Tom is a bagel chaser, he only really wants Jewish guys. Cindy, also a bagel chaser, is only into Jewish guys. Her sister shares these desires, so they love to go checking out Jewish guys together.

by forrest0 April 20, 2009

Scranton Bagel

(idiom) An act of sexual fetishism, in which a couple is engaged in anal intercourse using cream cheese for lubrication.

Dominic recommended that we try the Scranton Bagel tonight!

by Rad-a September 22, 2006

moist bagel

someone who's rude and arrogant, someone no one likes

person 1: omg becky is such a moist bagel!
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean

becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel

by moistbagelhater January 2, 2015

Bryce's Bagels

A store located in North Carolina where the owner, Bryce, allows his costomers to purchase one of his many bagels and then proceed to sexually penetrate the bagel at his/her own convenience

Person 1: Have you ever fucked a bagel?
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!

by pokerboyj January 7, 2014

Sad Beagle

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.

" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."

by Milk Lunch May 5, 2017

Beace

Peace amongst small kingdoms, usually short lasting.

When a nation is in a state of Beace, it is in an unstable form of Government usually forshadowing a war.

The years of Beace have long come to an end, and darkness has spread over my kingdom.

We must bring Beace to the land.

by Patty Ballow June 8, 2011