Baboon Ballet

(n)NBA Basketball

Bill: Hey did you see the Knicks last night? They actually kicked some ass!
Bob: The Knicks? you know I don't watch baboon ballet.

by lawrrence mqueen December 16, 2010

babooze

A terminally stupid and clueless individual. One who always gets things wrong. The "booze" part has nothing to do with alcohol, however the babooze himself often does.

Hey, babooze! The cup of your jockstrap goes in front!

by Unka Pignuts February 23, 2003

beeboo

A female that is young, charming, delightful, petite and tinged with foxiness.

Jamie Gail Collier, one fly hottie

by PWS April 18, 2005

beboobed

1. The condition of possessing breasts.
2. The condition of being dazzled or fascinated by someone's (fake or real) breasts.

1. He became beboobed by wearing a set of false mammaries.
2. Aaron was beboobed by Marilyn's cleavage.

by Xiaolu November 5, 2008

baboonitis

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

Babooinous

When someone is behaving in a deplorable and repugnant fashion akin to that of a baboon

Giorgio was behaving babooinously when he decided to fling shit at his friends from the treetops

by ErGrigio May 15, 2019

Buffoon Baboon

One who is amusing yet unintelligent while also showing characteristics of the genus Papio (baboon).

Guy: Hey do you see that person?
Girl: yeah she’s funny, dumb, and walks on their knuckles...
Guy: uhh... DUH... that’s a buffoon baboon

by FromKatlyn+John September 19, 2018